hehe.

As a female, I can say that this is sadly true. But here’s why- it’s because men almost always go DPS. Sometimes you’ll get a tank (or two, if you’re lucky), but very rarely will someone go healer. If they do- fantastic. But as someone that prefers to flex to what the team needs, I have to go healer 95% of the time.…

Unless they don’t want to find them.

“The niece, Anna Elva, told Global Canada that Pool Patrol Payton was simultaneously trying to apologize for the situation and get more information from her.”

Joss Whedon

Aluminum does not always fail gracefully. Every rigger knows to always check aluminum parts after every use for any cracks, because even one crack can cause immediate catastrophic failure the next time it is loaded, with no intermediate bending or cracking. Just load->fail.

Each time you guys trot out the “but Democrats don’t have a platform” argument you’re implying that the people that voted the other way are fucking idiots that don’t have two brain cells to rub together.

Any Jezzies out there who’ve quit drinking or are thinking about it? I haven’t been around in a while, but I wanted to pop in because I’m stoked that I haven’t had any booze in 5 months! So far I’ve lost 15 pounds and saved a couple thousand dollars. If you’re thinking about it, check out the stopdrinking subreddit.…

You’re too nice Champ.  Let’s simplify all of this:

Admittedly, an alternate title considered for this article.

The problem is, though, that the movie (both movies, honestly) clearly expects you to identify a lot with Bob and very little with Helen. Bob’s “struggles” are so retrograde—oh noes! I am a man with a boring job and a nagging wife and bratty kids, so clearly I must run off and have an emotional affair and midlife…

You gotta have paprika.

I think that’s … more than a little apologist. “Well, he just couldn’t learn how to talk.” Yes, but he has no problem talking over people in quantum theory class. Or political theory class. Or in the boardroom.

How the hell is anything with *coconut* anywhere near the top of this list, let alone number 1? Completely wrong.

girl

Who the fuck even are you people???

i understood that reference!

“Before we get started...does anyone want to get off?”

He’s the best Superman we never got.

As an accountant of three years, I can tell you from first hand experience that this movie is 100% accurate and could be just another day at the office for a typical accountant. Except for the part where he tells the farming couple to use their house for a home office deduction. 1) this will likely not get them the…