Post-apocalyptic cowboy-knight walks through time-and-space so that he can stop the Devil from cloaking all of reality in Darkness. It’s not that hard to grasp.

Yeah, but for some segment of the population, it’s an Idris Elba film and that is all they need.

Right, like can you imagine it? Police shooting African-Americans without cause. Statues to Confederate soldiers in state’s capitals. Confederate flags flying with pride. Racist attorney general, etc.

Somewhere, yet very close by, there’s a white dude taking a breath so that he can tell us all that we need to calm down and give it a chance.

So a French 75 with fruit punch?

I re watched National Treasure recently, and I realized that my mind had totally added in his character dying. When it ended I was legitimately confused.

I have never read a book written by a man that fooled me into thinking it was written by a woman. As soon as they introduce the female characters, it always becomes painfully obvious. It’s bad enough female writers have a harder time getting published, now these assholes want to capitalize on one of the few categories…

Sounds exactly like what someone would do if they allegedly worship something. I can think of at least one cult that uses the very implement of their leader’s murder as their official symbol.

...Will Smith spent about 18 years showing that he’s got a hell of a lot of talent, then figured he could relax and just take whatever jobs he wanted. Dude’s got his life down pat, and I respect the absolute shit out of him for that.

You referred to “the good seasons,” plural, of Sleepy Hollow. Don’t take this the wrong way, but ... are you mad? Sleepy Hollow had one great season (the first), one not-good season that did have a decent few moments toward the end (the second), one season that was so disappointing that I gave up on it halfway through…

I also have the experience of enjoying fanfic for a show that I’ve never ever watched—in my case, it’s the Teen Wolf revival series. Never seen a single episode, but I am incredibly invested in Stiles/Derek.

Don’t like the dress code for men? Then try do something about it. Don’t just complain about women objecting to theirs.

Praise be motherfuckers.

“ Can we get a version of U2?”

Seemed pretty obvious to this old geezer. Sounds like somebody just needs to get all their cranky out early.

You’re being extra as hell right now, you realize?

lol “extra” isn’t a new phrase. Generally means, well, weird or different. Used predominantly among black families.

NOBODY LEAVES CRACK ALL OVER THE FLOOR OF THEIR FUCKING CAR YOU PIECES OF SHIT