Attention world:

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Now to teach them about the proper oils for their hair.

Thanks for moving the full list back down to the bottom. I appreciate you guys listening to feedback. Thanks for what you do!

Thanks for moving the full list back down to the bottom. I appreciate you guys listening to feedback. Thanks for…

This Motherfucker......

Misogynoir is that intersection.

If you’re using it for the monitor’s colour range though, you’re just a wanker.

But why don’t the good whites denounce the crimes committed by the bad ones? I don’t think I’ll be able to trust any whites until the decent ones stand up to the bad ones and start tackling the problems in their own communities.

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.

In the last two weeks (beginning Dec 3rd) the timeline is... Trump calls Taiwan > China issues a formal complaint > Trump says we aren’t bound by the one china policy on Fox News > China warns this risks peace > China steals a sub. That is a fourteen day turnaround, and they literally warned us about this pissing them…

Are we sure the robo-sub wasn’t defecting? Was it was concerned about the future of robosexual rights under the next president?

TRUTH. Babies are adorable. I don’t even mind if they are deeply unhappy babies crying because their tiny ears are popping. They are babies, and they are just doing their Baby Thang. Loud dudes, however, can eat a bag of unsalted dicks. Y’all hoes are obnoxious, and the worst.

As an official White Person From Connecticut™, I can brook much of this ribbing in good humor. My tartans and cakes and mug toppers will survive this onslaught of Magaryisms. My holiday good cheer will continue apace and my cup will runneth over with nasty-ass truffle oils while I listen to the Non-specific Winter…

eh, she seems like the kind of woman where screwing her significant other would take you from step A to Hep C.

Maybe that’s what it sounds like to you, but that’s not actually what I was doing. What I was saying is that there are definitely reasons for casting calls to be made based on race. Which is true. You can’t cast a white Othello (I’m looking at you ANTHONY FUCKING HOPKINS). You can’t cast a white Alexander Hamilton…

Racism is inherently irrational.

(1) There is no reason why trips don’t have a max fare. U/L knows the exact distance between pickup and destination and also the traffic. It’s astounding to me that this isn’t already in place.

Incorrect. It does not matter WHO is doing the discriminating, whether the drivers are women, white people, or people of color. The result is the same: riders are being discriminated against. It doesn’t make it somehow ‘okay’ if a black driver discriminates against black riders.

“Uber Is Quietly Terrible For Women And Black People”

Black isn't the only race.