I love how the same people who are all against birth control have nothing to say about men masturbating. Those are potential snowflake children too!

Dodai, your puppy is so CUTE!

A bit ago, a Jez said that the answer to "What Sex Feels Like For Guys" should have been one huge word on a page: "AMAZING"? Yeah. That would be an awesome caption. But... probably wouldn't make the requisite word count. Sad.

@happysquid: I L.O.V.E. Bai Ling. She's... amazing.

@NefariousNewt: I know! he's gone from being a wack job with bad hair to a wack job with bad hair and a wacky (but spot-on) message. He's like the Bizarro version of himself.

@bklyn155: Hear, hear. I always meet the perfect bloke, only to find he's been in between jobs since puberty and doesn't really even know what health insurance *is.*

Loved Julia Roberts in Erin Brokovich (sp?). She caught bad guys in that.

@J.D.Regent: ... but it's sad that he has to scrape the bottom of the barrel to *find* someone opposed to torturing. You'd think most people would be opposed, huh.

Wait... they're really going to let Burris take the seat? I thought Jesse White wouldn't sign off on it.

Bye, Jessica! We'll miss you; good luck with your new job.

undefrosted clam chowder... as in, frozen? You have my sympathies. I, too, have been known to travel with yogurt + spoon, or a granola bar.

@Oriana: Dude. Meyers had *better* be the secret agent. Mostly because he looks good in a suit.

Running *to*... the expanded version.

@CrankyOldBroad: oh my god, I know. It's like the show's writers realized they seriously screwed up when they killed off Jeffrey Dean Morgan, so now they have Izzie doing a dead guy. Ugh.

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: Boondock Saints was what did it for me!

haidraite. ur doin it rong.

@wordinedgewise: I think you're absolutely right - when I think of change, McCain is *not* the kind of "change" I want coming to the White House.

@AthertonMerriweather: I recommend "The Single Vegan." It has really great and healthy and easy to make recipes...

@dirtybee says bee yourself!: I had to pick my own switch as a kid. My mom or dad would also make me pick "backups," you know, just in case. Talk about humiliating.

I'm going home and searching my apartment for hidden cameras.