Tim Tebow received 10 penalties in his NFL career. All of them were for delay of game.

This is a perfect example of why the weeklong paean to SNL that ran on Grantland recently rang so bizarre. The transcendent buffoonery of the NFL, of which Elevator- and Switch-gate are merely the two most recent examples, is the proverbial ball on a tee for even the least-inspired wiseass with a blog. Yet this is…

I think this should happen to every guy who wears a visor.

Probably revving the engine up for aggressive downshifting.

trollolol http://www.ebay.com/itm/Honda-Civi…

Muschamp concluded the presser with characteristic panache by inserting a fist full of rocks into his mouth and hate chewing them into a fine dust.

2006 Porsche 911 997 C2S

Cool story, bro.

Did you... read the article?

so it should mean everything to Man U

HOW IS THIS NOT COMING TO THE US??!?! GAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

/SmashesLaptop
/FlipsDesk

Rex Grossman would love the chance to suck for the Rams.

I'm guessing Jalopnik doesn't get many F Type owners. They're too busy ducking out of dinner bills.

Along with his pants, since you know, he probably shard in them too.

Is this an excerpt from Joseph Heller's new novel? Was the parking officer named Colonel Cathcart and the recipient of the ticket, Yossarian?

Have you considered the church of Satan. It dovetails nicely with your Rand interests. I really wish I was kidding.

Poe's Law is a bitch.

"congrads" is this the new prison education system I've been hearing about?

Also, don't just drive away. There's no way to play that one off.