By said logic, May was perfect
"Hey Aaron, July?"
Totally. Bradley needs to step up today. The entire Ghana game I was like "where the fuck is Bradley"? He didn't do anything.
True. What we really need is Bradley to submit the performance he's capable of - not the pitiful display that he put on against Ghana. I practically forgot he was on the field for long stretches of time; that's a bad sign.
"Hey, guys, does anyone have some Fred Durst handy? Without it, this video might break YouTube with its awesomeness. I need to take it from an 11 to about a 6."
Duh.
It's worse when there is a microphone guy. They're just big and mean and armed with a stick.
That was a thrilling game with some really bad football. I have to assume that Ghana, with their good individual technique and speed, are just a poorly coached team. Long ball after long ball and bad movement off the ball.
You're a monster.
You can tell this was written before Spain-Netherlands, since we already got our bloodbath.
"D Prepared Ladies" Oh my.
Todd Haley is waiting out back to kick your ass. After he finger blasts your sister.
Removing the motor and destroying the car at the same time! What talent!
Ramos: You're here, you've finally got all the cash you could ever want. You've made it. Yet at the same time you're hopelessly trapped, surrounded by those you hate the most. And there's no way out. How did it get to this? Do you think you should have planned better, or is the fact you needed to do something like…
"Let's get Rasharded."
Portugal is definitely a dark horse; classic definition of one. They will win, I predict.
If you've followed France or Holland in the last 5 years, you'd understand.