No offence, but fuck off.

He closed-fist pushed a guy in the neck. The fuck are you whining about?

would have an efficient yet extremely boring ass kicking

Now if only we could figure how to get Kinja to do the same.

Aw, buddy. You're the guy not getting it.

So let me get this straight. After years of devotion, when she literally gave her blood to put a smile on his face, things get a little stormy and he suddenly can't be tied down anymore, so he just floats off into the distance, deaf to her crying out his name and pleading for him to come back? This is a terrible time…

A TURBO STARTS AT 150k NOW?!?

Waiting for the comments...

I think this crash is a bit slower:

Will has obviously never eaten the "Buffalo O'Toole's chicken thighs" at McGuire's in Pensacola, FL

#CancelDeadspin

Thanks but who gives a fuck?

"Baylee"? Oh for fucks sake. At least spell it correctly.

+1000

I can't be the only one here who wants to slap the shit out of that fool.

$45k for a modern 7-series that's about to be out of warranty is the exact opposite of a steal.

The Top Gear Supplemental Manual.