I think this crash is a bit slower:

Will has obviously never eaten the "Buffalo O'Toole's chicken thighs" at McGuire's in Pensacola, FL

#CancelDeadspin

Thanks but who gives a fuck?

"Baylee"? Oh for fucks sake. At least spell it correctly.

+1000

I can't be the only one here who wants to slap the shit out of that fool.

$45k for a modern 7-series that's about to be out of warranty is the exact opposite of a steal.

Oh sweet baby Jesus. Just splooged the bottom of my desk.

I had the volume up too loud and I crapped myself so hows your day going

The Top Gear Supplemental Manual.

Sacrebleu!

Justin Bieber: [enters the ice hockey rink]

Followed shortly by the worst attempt at finding a better replay angle of all time.

There is nothing more fitting for this team than a 7th-rounder on defense wins the Super Bowl MVP. I love it.

Pot calling the kettle thug.

In my mind, that's how Hamilton Nolan refers to himself.