Stu: [ knocks on door ]

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Sounds like the two of you had quite the run-on.

Comma count: 14. Period count: 0.

Oh, my God... I need more context. I'm dying to know if this moron just nearly killed himself for no reason other than that the car was lingering in the left lane.

Ack!! I had a friend who was a total Health Nazi that I just recently had to defriend on FB cause I couldn't take it anymore! One time, my best friend was super sick and posted a picture of the mac & cheese that she was finally able to eat after a few days of having nothing but broth. This Health Nazi friend…

Early 60's. Check.

Some years back, a bloke here in Norway had a BMW 5 series (an E39 if I'm not mistaken) with an engine from a retired NASCAR car (that's quite an awkward sentence.. right?) if me memory serves me right... It was glorious :)

Away from closed circuit ovals and road courses, a Nascar can absolutely slay its tires. The fuel-injected V8 is just brutal in such close quarters, too. Someone please give one of these things to the Formula D guys and see what they can do with it.

Trying to rescue their own bike gets amazingly hilarious.

Friend unpins another friend.

Dwight played this all wrong. If you don't want to stay with Kobe, you're supposed to at least get a giant fucking ring out of it.

Every time I see something like this, I am always reminded of a specific comic...

Keep fucking that chicken, Metta.

My wife told me that if I ever left her, she'd kill me. But she never does anything right. So I gave her the number for a hitman.

PV=nRT, bitches.

Of course it's Carmageddon on Android...the graphics and gameplay is just like it was on your old computer...blood and all!

Ahh, Michael - Automatic seat belts weren't a late 70's thing - they were a late 80's/early 90's thing, And they weren't really an attempt to get people to wear belts - they were a stop-gap compromise for the regulation that all cars sold in the US by 1989 had passive restraints, and many makers found themselves for…