Yup, I like mine!

Too soon?

Stupid hats. Stupid STUPID HATS!

Ehhh.. I guess. I'd rather just have a normal Viper.

How much?

Your comment is not unique to bmw owners. Sadly, very few people track their cars. The people that actually do are rarely the asshats that give each of these groups a bad rap.

Stop. Just stop.

Wow, that put a damn smile on my face!

TRIM!

This trip is so inefficient it hurts my soul.

Thank you.

Yankers. It's prank yankers.

Looks like loss of propulsion. No wake coming out the back. I bet if that bastard was at all back full you'd see water churning up all over the place. DOINK!

I had Creighton in my final four for the same reason. Damnit McDermott!

UCONN? Come on man!

Stop speeding!

You just made my day! I did NOT know this. WANT ALL OF THEM!

Clumsy, D-

Right? Even the ol' never nudes isn't particularly funny or insulting anymore.