Clumsy, D-

Right? Even the ol' never nudes isn't particularly funny or insulting anymore.

Mother and girlfriend of his child? This story is more fucked up than I thought.

Reasonably certain god didn't have much too do with the gift..

I'm pretty sure the body panels have serial numbers also....

This is the only reason Florida won the game. Obviously.

As requested, I still hate the panamera.

Ugghhh vegan does not equal healthy you clowns!

Yup, I was another victim of that garage startup. Shart!

wanderection

Come on Deadspin! Where is the article on the All-star game? I want to be able to bitch about it in the comments. Get it together!!

h/t to myself.

Math sucks. But that team that goes on a 12-0 run to start the game is going to have a bit higher ratio than 3. Wait, even 1-0..

My foot to my face to my goal style, how'd you like it????

Educated Christian. Bwaha

Nope no idea

You didn't read.

Surely you are joking. You must be. You can't be serious you. You aren't. Ok I feel better.

Which one is trans again? I get confused...

The more you now, know more than ever.