Is anyone else concerned about him being around so many young girls? I get this really bad vibe that this was just a way for him to wife shop for Melania’s replacement.

Thought that was a Mormon thing?

The hell you talkin bout? you KNOW who we got.

Here, for when they bring up Captain America. Tell them its its fucking cannon

Your making a mistake here dude. There is no soul to pull from Trump. There’s just an infinite mass of gnarly ungodly knotted carrot colloured roots bathed in evil that fills his mortal shell.

WE MUST PULL HARDER!

I’m always a little puzzled when someone suposidly “Takes down” Trump and its a thing. He has the intellect of a toddler who’s mom was on crack when she was pregnant. Its not that fucking hard

I had a strait face at all of these until I got to the children. At which point i turned into an old man squeezing at the adorable ninos y ninas. then I went back to a strait face.

Varia Suit with the scanning of a Samus amibo?

*Limited to non tin roofs

HEY TABATA. GAMESTOP IN DELAVAN WISCONSIN.

Well, it helped Sony sell the PS2. So sure why not?

Last I checked there are a lot of new gamers this generation so classics mixed with the new hotness isn’t a bad idea.

I have yet to read the article, but I’m pretty sure it ain’t good considering that shes the cute sister of goblin from legend. No one good came from that family.

I get the feeling the truck driver ether underestimated the turning ability of semis or the reflexes of the semi driver.

While its not a racing anime, I always loved the race scenes in the Oh My Goddess manga. Keiichi always talks himself up to be a loser but that motherfucker can race. Not even a fucking crash can stop his ass.

Does it have motion controls? That’s all I need to know.

Mario is an obese halfling who came to our dimension and became a plumber. And when he realised the pay was shit he decided to go to another dimension again where he found his calling as a royal consort and turtle killer. 

C’mooooooon Quest of Duty.

This actually reminds me of some of the stuff I saw in a video about how mobile games Skinner box people. Except they’re using it to keep you from getting tired of the map or the mode instead of making you burn money. That’s honestly the most Nintendo thing I’ve ever seen.

My usual response (usually in half jest) when the issue of why white people dont get to organize under the banner of a collour is “Because when y’all organize, brown people start disappearing”.