This sounds less like he “Likes strong women” and more “ I like to break strong women”.

AAAND when you mentioned the nails I imagined someone putting on extra long nails like they were gonna claw the shit out of someone. Took me a moment to realise what you were talking about.

You made me imagine an angry man sitting angry in his basement for months growing dicks in his homemade lab using that shit they use to grow synthetic skin for grafts.

You’ll have to ask your DM. Just make sure you’re a Ranger or a Druid first.

UNIRACERS HEROES OR I TAKE MY MONEY TO MICROSOFT.

I’m sure we will eventually. Nintendo’s back catalogue is their crown jewel. But like I’ve told people before, this isn’t for us. this is for non-gamers who have warm fuzzies when they think Nintendo. That said, I would definitely love to have it for Starfox 2. I get the feeling though Nintendo will release it as a…

We’re gonna find out Goku was in there all along.

You know I’m being facetious right?

Wait, what? Why would he do The Last Story 2? IT WAS THE LAST STORY.

Where’s the fun in not taking it seriously? hell if none of us did that we wouldn’t have all the fun going on in the comments.

Is it really so far fetched that the Rabbids learned a language outside their native tongue?

You made me imagine Samus catching the bouquet.

That would actually be a awesome reason Donkey Kong stopped pursuing her.

A petrified fly or a petrifly?

OOOH OOOH. Let me try.

*ahem
WHY THE FUCK AREN’T REGGIE AND ITWATA IN SMASH SMASH BROS?! YOU HAD THEM ALL IN THE E3 FOOTAGE BUT THEY WEREN’T IN THE GAME! NO MII FIGHTER VERSIONS DON’T COUNT. NO WONDER NINTENDO IS GOING DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN I’M DONE I’M BUYING A PC FUCK YOU NINTENDO!

Did i do it right?

Something something Chankla?

No Man’s Skylanders sounds fun.

ALRIGHT! SHITS CLEARED UP! Its actual backwards compatibility. I am pleased.

ITS NOT BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY UNLESS YOU CAN PLAY THE DISC ON THE GODDAMN MACHINE.

They’d be good for blinding someone. shake it real good and aim for the face. let it hit and explode.