That would actually be a awesome reason Donkey Kong stopped pursuing her.

OOOH OOOH. Let me try.

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WHY THE FUCK AREN’T REGGIE AND ITWATA IN SMASH SMASH BROS?! YOU HAD THEM ALL IN THE E3 FOOTAGE BUT THEY WEREN’T IN THE GAME! NO MII FIGHTER VERSIONS DON’T COUNT. NO WONDER NINTENDO IS GOING DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN I’M DONE I’M BUYING A PC FUCK YOU NINTENDO!

Did i do it right?

Something something Chankla?

No Man’s Skylanders sounds fun.

ALRIGHT! SHITS CLEARED UP! Its actual backwards compatibility. I am pleased.

ITS NOT BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY UNLESS YOU CAN PLAY THE DISC ON THE GODDAMN MACHINE.

They’d be good for blinding someone. shake it real good and aim for the face. let it hit and explode.

So has anyone set up a Go fund me for the lady yet?

Sounds good to me. There’s no real point to keeping it once the game is cracked is there?

You just made me imagine a beer toilet.

So is Wonderwoman any good?

Swear to Cthulhu I thought that was Chef Gordon Ramsey in the header image. My only thought was “Christ! This motherfucker leave the kitchen for anything?”

So when’s he gonna make a refrigerator toilet?

I’m glad we’re in agreement.

Monster Hunter is gonna sell switches in japan hard. Meaning there’s gonna be more reason for developers to jump on with it even if only in japan. Its also possible that western developers will see this and make any popular titles they have for the switch so they can sell them better over there. And THAT can lead to…

Also, yall gotta keep in mind. this announcement is for japan. we generaly dont get Multiple Monster Hunter iterations here. So its very possible we might not get this here unless its REALY easy & cheap to port.

Gotta remember its more often about what people want and not what’s logical ;P

Pretty sure a gold bar in each box couldnt move Wii U’s

YES. But Monster Hunter is to Japan what Call of Duty is to muricans. Meaning its gonna get a huge boost. And while it doesn’t sell as well here, its still gonna sell well enough. And it makes the Switch look good for a big 3rd party publisher to put one of their big flagship titles exclusively for your machine.

WELP. THAT’S A WRAP FOLKS. SWITCH IS GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE. PUBLISHERS, GET ON THE FUCKING TRAIN BEFORE THE TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT.

I want to be able to play a mini game while I wait. If you have a massive library that stretches back to the days old you can put something for us. Let me fight a random boss with random equipment from A Link to the Past with a timer while I wait for link to be reborn. Give me Galaga while I wait for Tekken to boot. I…