Pussy grabbing is actually pretty physically & mentally demanding. pretty sure if he hadn’t decided to dedicate himself to said martial art (Crouching Pussy, Hidden Grabber style)  he’d probably look at least 10 years younger.

hahaha, well just so you know, every kid & person who’s a kid at heart I’ve explained it to loves the idea of Dungeons & Dragons. I asked my nephew to think about what he wants to be and he had no idea until I showed him the monster manual. At which point he decided to be a monster tamer with a Manticore, a Dragon,…

Just got into Dungeons & Dragons and after reading the monster manual lore for a “Hag” I am now terrified of you and want to keep you away from my children who have yet to be born.

He looks like a certain someone who works at Kotaku but I can’t place my finger on it.

*Man grabs by the pussy

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HANDLE BAR PRESENT! ABORT! ABORT!

I want one with all this PLUS! the ability to pull out the D-pad, Joysticks, and face buttons & re-arrange them. Offset joysticks I like for action games. D-pad & buttons up top for sidescrollers. Double top sticks I enjoy for shooters.

Not to mention, you can convert it to a lefty controller too.

MAKE MY DREAM HAPPEN!

A…

Fiction writer? I would have thought the judge would be like “Future Republican presidential nominee”.

I would laugh my ass off if his name was Luke Cage.

looking at my personal gaming habits, I would buy it. 99% of my handheld gaming is done at home. and even when was working a normal job (I get paid to take care of my mom at home) the amount of gaming I did on it was usually during 15 minute and half hour breaks at work. and those periods I had to eat as well.

And…

and before cave paintings we had staring into the abyss as they float around the ether of non-existence.

I think the reall issue the NFL needs to adress is the Term “Fantasy Football”. Its horribly misleading. I tried playing once and was not allowed to recruit a single Orc, Elf, or Dwarf.

It looked a lot like they were targeting the older gamer and its mostly older gamers that complain about touch controls. but considering this has a tablet form I really cant imagine they didn’t add touch. You KNOW Nintendo wants their mobile games to be playable on this as well.

I thought that was Barry Burton.

Turns out that child was born in the year 8000 and used public time travel technology to go back in time and partake in the time capsule. And his favorite hobby was reading about internet culture from the 2010's and wanted to leave his mark on it.

HEY HOLLYWOOD! HERES A FREEBEE FOR YOU!

Considering his love for walls, i would have thought he would play Mei. though I suppose it could be because shes chinese. :V

Not too steep a proposition. 2DS refurbished by nintendo on their site is like 60 bucks. Not to mention once your over that hurdle it opens the flood gates for ALLLLLLLL the good shit on the Ds & 3DS.

Well, its based on Hawaii and Hawaii IS a part of America. which would explain the fat kid as well.

Feels like when a music publisher tells an artist to “appeal to a wider audience” in a lot of elements, but it still hasn’t lost its charm. the big shit at the end was pretty fucking cool too. The music isn’t as memorable but its still very good. give it ago.

You (the underwater soccer jock) is in the middle of getting his socc on when Godzilla shows up and attacks spawning little Godzillas. as your getting the fuck outta dodge, your old man’s homie shows up and tosses you a sword and tells you to fight alluding it will lead to your old man. you fight you get swallowed and…

I don’t think avatar was originally in HD to begin with. Meaning even if you bought a bluray version it would still be up-scaling. and yes, DVD.