This guy.

As a straight white male with a garroting fetish and an eye for bald men, it wasn't just a power fantasy.

Gabe and Bethesda,

I just want another Burnout game.

Mr. Mutton Chops ain't got nuttin' on dis!

Inevitably everyone will hate on this guy. All the comments up to this point seem to lean that way, but I actually think its a cool statement.

People can't do anything without getting hated on in some way or another.

So what's Sony's excuse? Just saying. About Japanese society. Right?

Dude, how can you not know Nelson Mandela, he was in snakes on a plane.

Such a fitting screen name. Yet, I agree so strongly. Please import more of your wisdom upon us, oh Dick_Socrates.

I came for the "you've killed the survival horror genre" I stayed for the "Brock Manpecs".

Dear Games Industry,

We're not paying attention to Resident Evil or your "Survival Horror" Genre anymore because you've killed the survival horror genre.

Here's how you're marketing it now:

"Coming this summer, a new chilling chapter in what we are now calling Survival Horror: Fuck Ton Of Guns, Zombie Explosion IV. …

Bullshit.

You sir are 100% correct. Sadly, this is exactly the kind of ad the American public needs.

"Cunt ringtones"? Is it someone saying "cunt"? Are they talking about cunts, or just saying the word "cunt" over and over? Who's saying it? Did they just hold a microphone up to a cunt and use the sound it made as a ringtone? And if so, is it a literal cunt, as in a vagina, or is it a figurative cunt, meaning a jerk?

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Interesting from a marketing standpoint that when they talk about off-TV play, it's women who take over the TV to watch football, and the boys who want to do something else. Yay, TV commercial gender equality! Girls can like sports and boys can not like sports if they want!

Booker's hand cannon, anyone?

It made me think of something that Trent Reznor would have done for Ghosts, GwtDT or Social Network. Very nice...

Because who cares? If you are that picky about which is listed first, you should get off you elitist high horse and go rethink your life.