I still cannot get over how a guy who has as much money as he allegedly has wears such garbage suits.

I feel like a vast constituent of XoJane commenters were people who couldn’t get ungreyed on Jezebel.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

The problem being, and this brings me to a Chris Rock skit: “Ain’t nobody trying to blow Orrin Hatch! Ain’t nobody trying to give Newt Gingrich some! I don’t give a fuck, you ain’t never going to hear Newt Gingrich go: Man I wish these hoes would back up off me.’’

Posted elsewhere, but I think we’re in the WW timeline, with this Link being the one that was intended to fight Ganon before the flood but somehow put on ice instead. He’s been in stasis the whole time, even during the events of WW, and he’s waking up after the waters receded.

Well, then I hope the Japanese version have English subs, because otherwise it will be a surreal experience.

Everyone always says that Nintendo’s art style shines in spite of hardware limitations.

Yeah, I’m very curious about the timeline here. I’ve also heard a theory that there’s some sort of timeline convergence going on in BotW, which would explain the Zora/Rito situation.

I suspect (and hope) that we do not. I think you can easily add voice acting to the series for every character but him and really remain true to the classic Zelda experience. He doesn’t need to talk, really. He never has.

The game is finally starting to look polished, losing that sort of procedurally generated look it had in earlier demos. But I really wish they would get rid of that hazy daylight look that undermines the color. The disaster scene around the castle look more like a silhouette.

“procedural amendment” is a nice euphemism for betraying his party and their progressive values to suck the tit of Big Pharma. Yes, people remember this kind of BS, as they should.

Broken clock and all that.

The difference is Buzzfeed isn’t saying this is true. They even said straight away that the information is not yet verified and various reporters and agencies are working on that.

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

STICK TO (water)SPORTS

I just started playing The Witcher 3 as well. Twinsies!

Yeah. I’m overwhelmed by all the oils and potions as menus as well. Way too much going on.

I didn’t get a screen grab of it earlier but the female voice said “it would be better if there were less people on this planet” and the male voice responded “let’s send this world back to the abyss”.

Ok, first. I love W3. Probably the best western RPG I have ever touched. It is the best I have ever played.

Eli, sadly, was not invited