It wasn’t until late in the year that I realized this tweet was really from Ted Cruz and not, like, a weird Twitter thing.

I also want to point out that while some of these are bad, none of them still come close to touching the all-time greatest bad tweet:

Excellent list.

There is no greater pleasure.

There’s a lot of adult thoughts and reactions I should be having to this, but all I can immediately respond with is “LOL, damn.”

[endless amounts of fire gifs]

I think you mean “For every Boston, there’s a Boston.”

Ah damn. That sucks. The only time I ever play mobile games is when I’m commuting to and from work on the subway.

It really is insane how it not only lives up to it’s negative hype but actually surpasses it.

I hope someone gets elected and starts referring to it as a troika. 

Totally. As far as Logan’s perspective, he wanted to play GTA, and his brother in law wouldn’t stop talking about how he wanted to fuck GTA.

Not to take away from the work of the cosplays (which are all very good), but the lighting in these photographs—particularly the EDI one up top—is stunning.

This line is good as hell.

We should ask Bonobos just to make sure.

“Uwe Boll for Fitzcarraldo” made me laugh.

Cliff Racers are a god race. Many a time, I have seen an arrow strike them, only for nothing at all to happen.

Yeah, I didn’t wanna drag Fallout 4 because I didn’t play it very much, but I am very worried about seeing things like it’s dialogue mechanics popping up in TES6.

Dorian Gray, maybe.

Which is what makes it so good imo.

You could also only go so far in one of the three major houses, right?