Surreal dream is right. I feel somewhat detached from everything and that it’ll somehow suddenly right itself when I awake. But.

I use to sleep like only three hours a night (if I slept at all) to get through architecture school. Fun times, that.

Nah, Twitter has taught me that people over 40 still get mad on every social media.

Without “negative Twitter” I never would have seen this Vine (RIP) and known, without a doubt, that I’m headed right to hell via first class.

Hello!

Who knows what his take on “edgy,” is though. As just a word, that means so many things to different people. Like, if I had only seen 300 and Dope and was then told that each director would make an “edgy” adaptation of DC characters, I would expect wildly different results.

That’s right, Gavin. I know I spent 6 hours making a character only to cover his face in Nightingale armor until the end of time, but that wasn’t me being absurd that was me STALLING until the dragon got there.

And he often does, scene to scene, so I dunno why this would stop him.

I just finished Hotel and while it had a lot of good moments (and plenty terrible don’t get me wrong), the ending was one of the flat-out dumbest things I have ever watched and just thinking about it angers me.

[cowboy walks out in shorts, ready to join crossfit.]

The internet has made one of the most passive forms of entertainment in existence, television, utterly fucking exhausting.

I mean, the alternative there is really “buy it and die” since the latter is going to come for you whether you purchase the game or not anyways happy Friday everybody.

This is some serious “We are setting up the dramatic season finale” type of shit.

RIP, Jack.

Creator/Showrunner of a wide range of projects (with a major common thread of usually being canned before their time) such as:

NOPE. FREAKING OUT.

I come from six days in the future to agree with 0 added knowledge.

I thought it felt super forced (and the lighting looked mad cheap in the opening), and then Emily was talking about how she was missing half of herself and I sighed and realized how upsettingly and deeply emotionally invested I already am in this for some reason I don’t know stop judging.

It’s like one of the most honest parts of Transformers 3: the female lead wears an all white outfit with heels throughout the complete and utter destruction of Chicago and constantly looks GREAT.