I once read a spoof of these over on the AV Club by commenter Battlestar Comaptica, which was just the best:

It’s the LOST method of time travel of all of time occurring at once so what happens happened.

I had tweeted about this needing to occur before, and yesterday, I think I actually said HOLY SHIT outloud when someone on Twitter pointed me towards that image. So pumped.

Well, that seems pretty accurate now.

You should watch it! It’s quite good, and it will probably answer some of your questions.

That’s my immediate thought as well.

The same team used Swans for the back half of their Macbeth trailer, and it was way more effective.

Well, whoever did this particular set of bitching only mentioned the time spent way after the fact, so it probably wasn’t you. But loot whoring is real and it is an epidemic. Praying for you.

I’m glad her and Gabe, the internet’s oldest writer, are still friends.

Yeah I went to a therapist a few months after it happened. Thought I had gotten better. Then one day while I was washing dishes, something snapped, and I just broke down. Not exactly crying or sobbing, but certainly a rush of emotions like you described above. Therapist told me something similar.

Agreed. I could go on about how it was worse, but it was incredibly manipulative. I’m extremely thankful for my family raising me to be aware of that kind of stuff, so that I didn’t feel the need to stick around.

That reminds me of someone I read (on here, I think) bitching about the lack of content in Destiny only to later mention, without a trace of irony, that he spent “300 hours playing” so he should know.

I wonder if certain events/life moments just release it more so than others. I grew up in a pretty conservative Texas town where boys were definitely expected to be men, and I was always a little odd one out for being more affected by things. I never openly cried that much, though, but there were moments. Then…

Bastard of the King being important is just so common a trope, and he’s the only one we spent any real time with. I think that’s just lead a lot of people to assume that he’ll serve some larger purpose (but probably not).

Is that something people needed explained?

Oh man. I use to have these but totally forgot about them. I forget which I had, but my brother and I each had one of these:

I’m pretty sure she messed up that introduction, too.

Wait, did she mix up the “First Family” and “First Lady” parts?

Did they use a different version of their cover or something? Because this isn’t the same mix or version of it.

Multiple, wonderful layers to this post.