7.

The Wii version was always capable of widescreen/480p. The Gamecube version had 480p but was 4:3.

Before everyone else’s? I seriously doubt we will see a PS5 or Xbox One 2: The Xboxening anytime soon.

Oh my God.

That’s his face without blemishes? Moisturizer didn’t make it through the end of the world, huh?

“Buzzfeed... More like Buzzard feed!” Damn. That’s some quality ownage right there. Probably took a long time and a few drafts to nail such beauty.

They probably just don’t read books written ironically unless it’s peppered with adverbs and adjectives saying so. [Thomas Mann rolls over in his grave, but hardly anyone is reading him anyways]

Oh, hey, Chris Christie is a Deadspin commenter!

So, realistically, what happens to Draftkings and/or Fanduel if they continue operating in NY? Seems like the best time to put money into this bad boy, imo.

It’s been great having you back in the real world, Kirk!

Man, no one ever uses the name “Neil.”

Totally. In shots of just humans? Looks cool! In shots of just orcs? Looks great! In shots of orcs and humans next to each other? Looks goofy as hell!

Yup. Right there with ya, and it feels like it’s definitely going there. See also the editing of “I know all about waiting. . . for my family”

Also still betting heavily that Kylo is related to one as well. That “our destiny” line sets off all sorts of FORESHADOWING alarms, especially since Vader thought it was destiny to rule the galaxy as “father and son.”

Especially on a desert planet where things are made of cloth and water is scarce.

Yeah, I thought the opposite. There’s a lot of juxtaposition of scales shots (person vs ship, person vs planet expanse) that were a huge part of the OT’s visual language.

Probably so that websites will all post at the same time when their review is coming, drumming up more advertising and online presence for their #brand. They’re trying to generate extra advertising, I imagine.

Atomic purple handhelds were my fucking jam.

Man, I miss the GBA.

(Also, critics at schools for these kind of things are usually way, way harsher than your comment was.)