Next up, Kotaku reviews DEATH.

Whenever I see paid DLC cosmetic content, I remember the Spider-man game for N64/PS and how it let you unlock costumes that had actual gameplay effects.

Now I want a game where I can just take my weird-o Rhino models from architecture school and make Animal Crossing characters live in them. Making an ontological nightmare for Tom Nook would be sweet, sweet justice.

To piggyback on your point about why you can’t get a refund: all these reasons are valid because Kickstarter is not a marketplace for finished products. It’s not a store; it can’t refund. I know people (and Kickstarter!) say this again and again, but we have to be better about understanding this different. When you…

This is fucking awesome. I’ve yet to read any of his books, but his work in The Atlantic is just flat-out great stuff. The kind of writing where the thoughtfulness and consideration just bleeds through.

i do! it’s www.twitter.com/guyneiljames

I like to think they didn’t even have that Stage handy cause why bother, panicked, and just hung a giant fucking rope cause they had once seen it on the Japanese version.

I hated the YT “personality” with a passion, but I remember this being a thing that occurred.

They had Beckett come in to do some rewrites on the last act, and it really shows.

Did a manual ever state anything one way or the other? I feel like that’s the kind of place they buried that info back then, but my cousin gave me the game back when it first came out sans one.

PTSD is a hell of a thing. The Deer Hunter is actually Mario canon about his time after the Koopa Wars.

I dunno. How does it make you feel to know that I was 13 when the first season aired, and I now have a job?

Pikachu loves illegal trafficking!

And they’re, like, crying while doing it.

They need to just figure out how to do a dual-OS like Windows 8 without the issues. The only way I could see the Pro taking off (as someone in a field that could potentially use such a device) is if it had a real OS behind it and not a stretched out cellphone one.

Plus, Tina is life. Tina is all of us.

I feel like every damn time a conservative uses a song for a rally, the musicians inevitably come out against it.

I hated the burp-talking and have been very glad that they’ve toned that down.

I lived in Texas until I was 18 but now live in NYC. Every time I admit to being a Cowboys fan, it’s like the kind of personal failing a character in a Faulkner novel must struggle with.

Should’ve been Papyrus.