I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

First, if he loves the way the car handles then why did he ruin the handling by stancing it?

You’re wrong.

Lets be honest why the US birthrate is dropping. Kids cost a lot of money, and are a rude, loud, messy and hassle.

It’s not the headlights... I can live with them. It’s the shitty IMS bearing and the possible need of a new engine...

The only possible way of damaging a fuel pump when racing is repeatedly racing with very little fuel in the tank. This prolonged use with little cooling can theoretically can stress the pump from heat. Of course the same habit in street use would cook it just the same. Fuel pumps are on or off. What the engine does…

The picture reprsents the three nations that (now) are not parties to the Paris accords

*oil cooled

Democrats forgot the group for whom they were supposed to be working. They switched from actual workers to corporations.

First: PRAISE THE AUTO GODS. Jalops rejoice, our time has come. We shall purchase our Miatas and Fiatas and save us all. We aren’t the heroes you want, we are the heroes you need.

This seems like an excellent acquisition opportunity. Faraday Future should snap them up.

Wheres the snowpiercer reference when you need it?

Wait a minute. This just gave me an idea. Is Blood Drive the origin story for Pixar’s Cars? It is, isn’t it?

And they’re, like, above ground? Weird...

Or is it the best? The Maxima was getting infinite MPG.

If you’re not rubbin....you’re not racin.......

No, some are funny

But I just signed a 22 year loan on my 2017 Ford Megazord with the whale penis laser sword package, and I only work one day a week as a contracted honeybee de-winger. There’s no way I’ll be able to make the payments and still get bi-weekly goat yoga-puncture if gas goes up to $3.00 a gallon.

It’s all the government…

Plus I’m sure it’s not confusing for the consumer to see the Chevy Bolt and Chevy Volt.

Then there’s the car in 24 Hours of Lemons that constantly plays the Nyan Cat song.