Wait a minute. This just gave me an idea. Is Blood Drive the origin story for Pixar’s Cars? It is, isn’t it?

And they’re, like, above ground? Weird...

Or is it the best? The Maxima was getting infinite MPG.

If you’re not rubbin....you’re not racin.......

No, some are funny

But I just signed a 22 year loan on my 2017 Ford Megazord with the whale penis laser sword package, and I only work one day a week as a contracted honeybee de-winger. There’s no way I’ll be able to make the payments and still get bi-weekly goat yoga-puncture if gas goes up to $3.00 a gallon.

It’s all the government…

Plus I’m sure it’s not confusing for the consumer to see the Chevy Bolt and Chevy Volt.

Then there’s the car in 24 Hours of Lemons that constantly plays the Nyan Cat song.

Duh

Wrong one… That was Max!

I always buy the colors, so much grayscale in modern cars

I used to think I wanted a collection.

Agreed, no way you can operate a manual top with a hook hand

This is cool and all, but I’d still rather have a fixed roof with a liftback hatch like the FD RX-7.

No idea if he did but the E Rod crate engines from GM basically make this as “painless” as dealing with a BAR ref can be. All parts come with EO sticker. There is a good series of articles getting a FD Rx7 with a LS3 swap through BAR on motoiq.com:

correction: the driver has to slow down to find a slot so now 2 lanes are moving slow instead of just the 1.

Doesn’t count here. Sorry, you gotta draw the line somewhere. And in this case, it’s the solid white one.

Man, Putin isn’t paying you nearly enough.

Having a gold chrome tow hook explicitly states you’ve never been to a race track