Nobody likes a commie potato pet. It’ll just start a revolution.

The AW11 MR2 is the TARDIS of the sports car world. I remember having an ‘88 SC a few years back. It was incredibly comfortable and spacious, with storage room to spare.

:::downloads software, changes infotainment system to display important engine info:::

Outfits with lots of pockets, filled with ice that is bought at a gas station. As the ice melts, the cool water spreads via capillary action through the outfit, allowing for evaporative cooling.
I drove over a thousand miles wearing a nomex flight suit, keeping cool this way.

Fruck you too, Patrick! :::insulted:::

I was surprised to find out that my 2014 Chevy Volt has the “nice horn” button built into one of the steering wheel stalks. Press it and you’ll get three quick, muted beeps out of the horn which sound “friendly” in comparison to pressing the regular horn button.

Well, I happen to personally know at least one that works at Tesla.

Be on the lookout for sub-optimal welding (and other specialized skill labor output) when he takes those stations. There’s an assumption he’s making about his employees here...that they’re all essentially unskilled labor and anyone could do those jobs without any training/practice.

I never had the Porsche 911 on my radar, as I always thought they were expensive, unattainable, and somewhat pretentious.

We should design a WOPR of an AI system that would put up a sort of “sky net” over us and protect us.

I’m pretty sure I’d be happier modifying my regular, plebeian, entry level 993 than owning that rare GT2 car just for the sake of its rarity and value. These cars should be driven and tinkered with, not collected. Part of the fun of having these cars is munching up your knuckles trying to do DIY projects on them.

I’m leaning towards the Engrish explanation for the highbeam sticker. I’m gonna guess the chinese characters directly translate to “Please don’t use high beams, thank you”, but the english translation went a little Engrish sideways.

At least it isn’t admonishing the driver behind to not shit on the toilet seat.

When a person loses sight of the spirit of the law, and instead causes harm by following the letter of the law in enforcement, then either it’s time to throw out the law or the enforcer (or both).

993 Carrera 2S....a widebody RWD 993 with a manual transmission.

And if you’re worried about maintenance costs (which shouldn’t be that much anyway since 993's are durable), why are you all stratospheric in your 911 budget? Maintenance is just part of the game, bruh. Get a good 911, and treat it right afterwards.

Maybe Mike could do some of the mechanical work on the cars? That would be CRACKIN’!

The car’s title, with your name on it, is the best part to bite.

Young Ted Danson is so angry we made him stand next to this car that he won’t look into the camera. His girlfriend is so angry she took off her glasses to stare at us accusingly. She WANTS us to know we screwed up.

“most diverse cars & coffee meet”

This needs to be a qualifying stage for the 24 Hours of Lemons