Not on their property. End of argument.

I kinda can’t wait until Miatas become the hated chick car again, so I can enjoy mine in relative obscurity. (Ironic attention whore content added for ironic ironification)

Maybe someday I’ll share my half-Craigslist, half garage find/trade story about how I got this here 993 for less than $10k out of pocket...

You MONSTERS!

I still TOTALLY want one of those 80's era slope fronted, horse-lip bumpered, Star Trek federation shuttle lookin’ vans. I’d trade my Lexus for one as my daily anytime.

...and they call these places AMUSEMENT parks? The irony is thick.

Another option is Rhinoliner. I removed the carpet in my Miata many years ago and replaced it with Rhinoliner...it did a great job.

Back in my experimental/ultralight flying days, I used to do this stuff all the time. Take off and land with zero groundspeed. I’ve even flown “backwards” (relative to the ground).

Back during my high school years, one of my friends yanked my parking brake once while I was doing a fast paced canyon run, coming hot out of a turn. We were lucky we didn’t go over the side/crash/die. I have no idea why he would do such an asinine thing. I never let him ride in any of my cars again.

Is that a TRACTOR TREAD styled steering wheel? Holy pinched fingers, Batman!

This needs a video of the BTTF VW Bus being chased by Libyan terrorists in a blue/white painted DeLorean.

The FDA could do its part to help by lifting the gawdamn ban on LGBT people giving blood (unless they’ve been abstinent for at least a year). The ban is outdated and discriminatory, with no scientific reason for being behind it. It is there only as a nod to anti-gay sentiment.

I don’t heel and toe, and I don’t toe and heel. I ball ball (or ball-toe, depending on the car). A good sports car with the right pedal setup should allow for the foot to spread out *between* both brake and throttle pedals, allowing the actuation of both to be mixed by pushing in the whole foot or rocking it on the…

I’ve been told I’m likeable, but I’m trying....trying REALLY HARD to be a member of the new doucheoisie class...
...I need to learn more about soy milk and fender flares, though.

Once a snake, always a snake. I’ve been wary of Hennessey for a long time, it’s sad to see that the old habits never really disappeared after all.

I like my crotch to be as cool as a milkshake....

People actually *replace* the OEM 993 four spoke steering wheel for that three spoked wheel you pictured as an upgrade to this blahstrocity.

My reaction seeing that website: