I don’t heel and toe, and I don’t toe and heel. I ball ball (or ball-toe, depending on the car). A good sports car with the right pedal setup should allow for the foot to spread out *between* both brake and throttle pedals, allowing the actuation of both to be mixed by pushing in the whole foot or rocking it on the…

I’ve been told I’m likeable, but I’m trying....trying REALLY HARD to be a member of the new doucheoisie class...
...I need to learn more about soy milk and fender flares, though.

Once a snake, always a snake. I’ve been wary of Hennessey for a long time, it’s sad to see that the old habits never really disappeared after all.

I like my crotch to be as cool as a milkshake....

People actually *replace* the OEM 993 four spoke steering wheel for that three spoked wheel you pictured as an upgrade to this blahstrocity.

My reaction seeing that website:

The 24 Hours of Lemons Foster Farms Chickens Plymouth Belvedere...the one with the bowling ball active aero...pulled off the “muscle-car-with-active-aero” first. COPYCATS!

Replacing the name with something suitably “respectable” (no disrespect to Sir Attenborough) is so painfully “inside the box” thinking. Had they been smart and kept the name Boaty McBoatface, they would’ve had a GOLDEN marketing/branding/public outreach opportunity that likely would’ve made that vessel as famous as…

Today’s best entry level exotic is a used exotic that some damn fool(s) has already paid the depreciation to own from new. The key is to know WHEN to buy it—ideally at the bottom of its depreciation curve. Position yourself right, and you can get into some seriously cool machinery for pennies on the dollar (especially…

....and Miata owners are laughing right now as we brush our fancy, fancy coiffed hair. #ducklips #haha #weknowhowtoturn

What is it with Porsche’s and lakes?

Cylon + Jowls = Cylojowls

Cylon + Jowls = Cylojowls?

Buy a used Lexus LS400, take good care of it, and never have to buy another car again.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Was impatient. Did it myself on my NA Miata. Not interested in a PRHT ND, but would totally come to the table to buy an ND coupe if it were a fastback, though. That is pure sex.

I would like to propose that Elio and Moller team up to create a new super future car factory. 84mpg flying cars for everyone....next year! Next year! Next year....... nneeeext yeeaaaarrrrrrrrrrr

Time travel ALWAYS wins, because I can go back in time, do my business there, and when I eventually live through to the present I can choose to become a disgustingly fast pumpkin fucker the second (or third or forth, etc) time around.