Jason Vorhees should be in Call of Duty. After all, he hates campers.

Except for when he goes evil and gets the crud kicked out of him by Batman.

Send them to ARGUS.

You clearly don’t know how Spinda work.

A GODDAMN SHINY! CATCH IT, CATCH IT, CATCH IT!

Batman’s.

Yeah. It’s not like Mortal Kombat characters are just reskins of each other. Plus with the new Variation system you’re basically getting three characters.

Wow that’s a lot cheaper than I thought, consider me sold!

That was actually painful to watch.

we be fooked

Yes, but it would take a bit of bullshittery.

Horological sadism.

Again, social inexperience mixed with overthinking, embarrassment and concern for the other person. They don’t want to look like that, they just don’t know how else to stand.

I see your method here, you forgot the Twin Peaks Blu-Ray though.

It’s not really like that, there’s nothing germaphobic about it. You typically see this from people who have 0 experience with attractive women and they are just too embarrassed and unsure when it comes to making physical contact.