My own.

I know this is a favorite fan suggestion, but do you really want Hermann Tilke butchering Watkins Glen to meet modern F1’s standards? I’m a solid NOPE on that one. There were good reasons why the USGP went to a brand new circuit as opposed to hacking up a classic.

I have a degree in Physics and I doubt that one could create a feasible battery pack that could be carried on the back of an average person that would give you a “few hundred shots”. For perspective the Prius plug in hybrid battery pack weighs 330lbs and has 345.6 Volts without knowing how long the capacitors took to…

Protip: “Underwritten by Lloyd’s of London” could just mean a guy named Lloyd in Ontario wrote some words at the bottom of the card.

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

OH GOD. I haven’t even finished reading but that Funky Town story has brought actual tears to my eyes.

That was my reaction to this:

My house was broken into in the early hours of Saturday morning, a month ago. Then, again, the following Monday.

Great camo. No one will ever suspect the patch of jungle green in the middle of the tundra.

If we ever have to fight in the arctic, $50 says the soldiers are sent in with desert gear and urban warfare kit.

It’s an older joke, sir, but it checks out.

The exclusive members of society prefer to have the crazy element and have proven countless times that they’re willing to pay the price alone even if the product doesn’t justify the dollar figure.

You hit the clutch, the car goes no where. You hit the brake, the car goes no where. Seems like mister salesman wanted to impress his cubicle friends.

It is one guard rail manufacturer and the claim is they changed the endcap design without filing the required government paperwork and testing. Last I read testing shows their design change meets the applicable government standard. So it’s typical government outrage over paperwork.

“U.S. District Judge Rodney Gilstrap…

You’re aware this isn’t supposed to happen, right? That the municipality/state and guardrail manufacturer are now facing a huge lawsuit, regardless of drunk driving, yes?

I’m guessing you don’t have kids, or you have a life insurance policy out on yours. A turbocharged, 275hp car would be a terrible first car for a kid, especially a male.

Nice car, and decently priced despite its high miles...

No argument on some of them... but others reek of really over-entitled people. The guy that actually made a point of complaining that his boss would be angry is he was late.. (only 2 or 3 minutes!) Yeah man, and rightly so, be at work on time you wack-job. The length of time you’re late is not relevant, a lot of…

You need to let the air out of those tires amateurs!