*Sights* Some many “Mom” jokes, so little time....

I had the Trifecta of god-awful driver’s ed experiences:

1. The driver’s-ed car was an AVEO

2. The instructor was a very Christian man, who overheard I come from a divorce family. Cue “broken family” and “sanctity of marriage” lectures while driving.

I hate myself for diving back into the archives like this, but:

Because race car.

Because race car.

* not my garage

I think the tool he was missing was, “the desire to work on an old VW Bettle, which looks like its owner doesn’t have the money for any big ticket repairs”.

I’m pretty sure he headbutted that gull.

many places have minimums as well. as well as the catch-all driving unsafe for conditions, which driving 20 under could be considered.

Child’s play. This is how it’s done.

And cops wonder why people hate cops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SRT spoilers are fixed VS. the base models that “flaps”, just FYI.

I only wished he’d lived long enough to parody Rob Ford.

The Dude. Things would be nice and laid back and he’d always have a J for you.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.

“What’s cooler than Jeeps offroading? Flat-fender Jeeps offroading. What’s cooler than flat-fender Jeeps offroading?”

I could see International reintroducing a passenger truck range, maybe using the Farmall name. The trucks would break down like this (using a cheeky naming convention sort of like MINI):

Oh come on. I mean the NSX is a great looking car but those wedges and angles show it’s age like wrinkles, and furthermore I wouldn’t call it beautiful. Striking, aggressive, yes. But not beautiful.

I mean the kid is a dbag, but as a manager, it would have been easier to just sell the dude food and file a police report after the fact.