I'm not shocked that they're trying to make more money, I just think that turning a ballpark unlike any other into a place with giant TV screens in place of clear blue skies is a bad, stupid idea. If it makes you happy to have the views and experience offered by the ballpark ruined so that some random dipshit can put…

By "preserve" you mean turn a unique ballpark into a garish monstrosity while leaving it in such bad condition that there's a non-zero chance that the Cubs will have to play games in U.S. Cellular Field this summer, in service of making slightly more money for some wealthy douche-bro family.

A lot of it had to do with the power lap board. Before that, supercars were compared to another car, maybe two, in some magazine that nobody really paid attention to. Top Gear pitted all the world's best cars against each other and made the world's biggest marques care about some "pokey motoring show on BBC2." When…

Not if its a funny angle.

"In the meantime, there are going to be a lot of thuds."

Yes!

"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch power plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."

SCCA marshals are amazingly inventive at making their own fun.

How about the whole idea of a "Competition Yellow" from the same NASCAR group. It's a yellow to let the drivers pit, and change tires. So, what they're saying is, "If we didn't do this, the drivers would run the tires until they blew, crashing everyone on the track. So, we have to do this. They're such children…

I created a hierarchy totem pole for NASCAR to call cautions based on yesterday's race:

Red and yellow stripeds is "debris/fluid on the track" flag.

Full Course Yellow.

If you thought you could smell gas, you were crazy. Carbon monoxide is odorless.

Okay, honesty time: How many of us would actually pull over and stop on the freeway for a black Monte Carlo with no police badging and tiny police-looking lights that's running you off the road in a very unprofessional way? I know I wouldn't. I would get the fuck out of there, and if he kept pursuing, I would pull…

So once again: Fuck you, Bernie.

Unfortunately, it comes with the wrong transmission:

Tough.

Gahhh! That's a deal-breaker. Needs more this:

Good for Hammond and May. Respect.