Love the F.O.G. Like a boss, he's the only one to stay with the runaway while everyone else throws up their hands and cowers in the corner.

Seems that you politely informed the officer that you WOULD be contesting the ticket, and he decided an afternoon in court was not what his supervisor meant by 12 tickets per shift.

Good gracious, what's the near lane driver doing?

Boston - where YOU honk at the car you're going to cut-off

I'm sure that the training involves signing a waiver that says in small print: "I've read and understand all of the applicable safety and operation instructions in the product manual."

Some of the driving tests in West Virginia were the same: https://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=Sto…

They've even got an enthusiast group: http://furrin.org

Now THAT's a drug-test I can get behind!

Not quite. You'd need 2 packets of ketchup to have enough 'veggies'. Pretty darn close though.

It took him maybe three minutes to figure out what was wrong with my car. My valve covers aren't so much attached to my engine and held onto it. They're pressed in place by snap-on pieces of thick wire. To get to the valves, you unclip the wire with a screwdriver like how you open up a paint can.

Power for the big beast comes from a 400-cid V8 and it sports an automatic transmission. There's also a necker's knob on the steering wheel. Eeew. Huge swamper tires roll under a significant lift so future owners rocking this truck will need to ensure they are not acrophobic. The ad notes that the 42K-mile truck runs…

I would rather tap the pan and insert a proper plug.

Maybe you're surprised then to learn that the folks actually doing these oil changes, aren't the brightest of bulbs.

I don't understand how this happens? Doesn't everyone wipe off the surrounding area so it's not dirty or oil covered when the new filter goes on?

You just need to give it the ol' Italian Tune-up now and again, or drive it as it was intended, instead of putting around. This build-up is due to low velocity intake charges, and you just need air moving into the cylinders faster.

Needless to say, there are lots of moving parts in a car and if one of them isn't doing its job? Break out the WD40. PB Blaster is also a great alternative.

Sure, but I've had to do this 4 times in the last 6 months. They keep making the selector lever out of plastic...

All dat tasty concrete!

Blancpain isn't racing, it's rich people crashing.

Nah, the proper place for that empty is in the back of the other boat.