Don’t forget all the interviews where he confesses to all his crimes.

That story about the traumitzed child SHOULD shock you. It’s an example of a politician straight out lying to try and support a dubious position.

We need “Action League Now!” representation, stop-motion animation and all!

People are really bad with understanding science :(

That luscious tan! Those ruby lips! And hair so natural, only his undertaker knows for sure!

Hey, the best time to start a revolution is always right now.

We should start calling that “Karen’s Law”.  Godwin’s Law for racist assholes.

As Robot Turds got there before me, the simple fact is that there aren’t bodies to recover.

It was so great to see this news. Rhett and Link basically rescued Smosh from falling apart and have let them do their own thing the last few years. Glad that Ian and Anthony could buy it back and return to being an independent company again. 

Stan did his best work with Jack, Steve, and John.

Jack did his best work with Stan. Steve did his best work with Stan. John did his best work with Stan (but also with anybody, because he was John Romita).

All of these dudes were essential ingredients in the magic of the finished product. 

Nothing screams “I’m not bothered or riled up” like a wall of text about how funny it is to you. Reddit is (soon to be was) a platform run by its users, ya dink. All your presuppositions are wrong

Owls have very small brains. Their eyes take most of their skull’s space. All in all, they’re not really smart, even for a bird.

I don’t get it...if she is a “biological male” then, by definition, they shouldn’t be upset about her being topless. Right? Either trans people exist or they don’t. If you want to regulate them as their expressed gender then you can’t say they can’t behave in other instances as that gender typically may. So tops on…

“But... but... every dollar we give to writers is one less dollar we can use on sex workers and blow for ourselves!”

Of course he is. And we are free to call his opinion shit and to call your breathless defense of someone who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire a sad display by a pathetic simp.

This would have come off as a little less anti-Semitic if Musk hadn’t said it in reply to a tweet that specifically talked about Soros’ Holocaust experience. Good jorb, Elon.

Musk continues to be a dumpster fire and has no one to blame but himself.

There is no long term plan except to stay elected. 

Kind of makes you wonder what exactly the long term plan of Florida Republicans is. The insane Boomers who are their voter base will be mostly dead in 20 years and at that point the state is going to screwed when rising sea levels send most of the state underwater.

In a similar case, 28-year-old Corey Gary was prompted to leave a tip at a self-service beer fridge in San Diego’s Petco Park. Gary told the Journal that he wasn’t clear where the money was going, but left 20% anyway.