Pinocchio was absolutely, catastrophically unnecessary.

Time to plug the Lynch’s Dune Spicediver Fan Edit. This is the way.

I send the kids to the Wii U when they want to play Mario Kart.

Tell me.

Obesity needs to start being in the same conversations as bulimia and anorexia. Enough with this fat-acceptance nonsense.

This is a much more relevant tip for washer fluid, which as the same problem and the same solution and is much more frequent.

While it was in response to the fourth jaws film, I feel the Michael Caine (who was in Jaws: The Revenge) quote applies here: “I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific”

As for Ant-Man, in our house he is near the top of favoured…

This feels like a petty cheap shot at Ant Man. All the other worsts (save for Revolutions, another whipping boy of nerds trying to be edgy which is so ironic in consideration of this film, which is made by nerds trying to be edgy) are TERRIBLE movies. Ant-Man 3 is ....fine? I sure wish it was better too, but its…

It is very much a hot mess. But I can’t fathom how you would be able to sucessfully cover all that ground and not be able to tolerate the Medievil Dead. Its kind of hokey, but the roots are there.

Nah. Bad take.

Existence is exploitative and gross. No point in making a fuss about it.

So, who the hell else has been wining Asian Best Actress Film and Asian Best Supporting Actor Film? White people?!

I’m not going to spend the time to consume the content as it sounds dreadful and Adams is a grade-A idiot. But, how could any not-white group *not* come out of the past century loathing white people?

$5 does not seem like a bad price for a pineapple....

Am I the only one who really needs them to commit to “Charlie starts learning to not run her mouth next to very obviously likely suspects when alone with them in locations very suitable for her to murder them”? This episode and the one previous slightly improved this issue, mostly by dodging it with some wonderfully…

I think its an obligatory take. “You don’t like this? You do it” is the only response that matches the what-you-have-should-be-mind-because-I-want-it-and-my-mommy-told-me-I-was-special mentality behind the root of the complaint.

The world owes us nothing. Society owes us nothing. We put it in so we can take out.…

I do adore the liminal-ness of this identity

Crazy idea: The Book of Boba Fett should have been called Mandalorian Season 3. Sure, its a different Mandalorian, but that’s fine.

How are they easily flippable? Sure these are incredibly trackable in the wild.

That’s just Android Anxiety talking.