Wait, is this a cliff hanger?

We got a Brother DCPL2540DW printer on a boxing day blowout sale (like $70) and still almost returned it when I discovered that Brother is really, really bad at implementing AirPrint. All Apple devices (desktops, iOS) could no longer print to the printer after it went to sleep. And there is no way to disable sleep.

I…

We got a Brother DCPL2540DW printer on a boxing day blowout sale (like $70) and still almost returned it when I…

Had a wedding to go to this weekend. Lovely time had by all. What the fuck are you doing putting spoilers in the fucking title of the post?

Depp should have got a prenup, otherwise standard rules of divorce apply. He shouldn't be granted a mulligan because he is rich and famous.

A +1 shoutout to my fellows who react to cow dairy proteins. I can digest milk just fine, but ooooo the rash.

You know who I feel really bad for in all this?

Times like this I’m shocked this regular feature even exists in this day and age.

And by “times like this” I mean whenever I see the article come up on the front page.

Very, very carefully.

You seem to have neglected to mention that this game is terrible.

Don't get your hopes up. It isn't.

I didn’t scour all the comments (because god does Kinja make that difficult) but I wanted to ensure some focus was put on the Crown and their role here in selecting the charge that went before the court. It was a really important part of obtaining the conviction to go with this charge, rather than involuntary…

A moose once bit my sister.

So, why not put the convert into convertible and put the roof up?

“Dan’s Gallery of the Grotesque”

I’m 40 years old and had no idea it was even possible to sleep without a top sheet. (I mean in desire or design, of course I know it’s literally possible)

And I have never once in my life had the remotest difficulty with my top sheet or a single complaint about it.

Holy shit wow balls is this presenter fucking awful. Forced contrivance to be “poignant” and “funny”.

Way to know how to use IMDB to create “content”.

I was reading along in enthusiastic agreement, trying to remember the titles of my favorite books from so long ago...but once I did, I realized I was remembering Martyn Godfrey, not Gordon Korman.

I think I’d rather just get into watersports.

So, I’ve always wondered, how does this device deal with people named Alexa?

Post-incident conduct — that term has come to haunt me. When I was concerned about emails with Jian, they were emails from before [the assault]. I wasn’t even thinking about after because I didn’t think it mattered — because it shouldn’t matter. Now I understand that it matters because it measures your memory. I…