I don’t get it. Coming here legally and violating the terms of that agreement...makes you an illegal immigrant....so...listen I want to hear more from you can you be a little more explain-ey for me?

Because undocumented makes it look like someone forgot to fill out a form. If we could document them, we would then…

Awesome at circle jerking the industry and fandom? Ok. I agree.

please tell me this means Kotaku gets shut down

Goddammit. I can get Gawker sites at work. I can’t get Wonkette.

Any particular reason for this change that makes no sense and upsets me so?

How much are we talking for these umbrellas anyway?

I would like to support the premise of this post in that this joke is going to play in the minds of conservative or sheltered minds a lot differently, and negatively, than it will in the minds of liberal and seasoned viewers. What did the writer intend? Based on the prominence of the actor playing as androgynous right…

There are lots of divorce options that are neither messy or expensive, for two willing parties.

This just reads like a “lets all have all the nice things in life with no consequences or cost” article that was written to fill a quota.

Not that this would ever get out of the greys, but we have this product and it has done exactly nothing to help my partner - a chronic snooze buttoner - get out of bed in the morning.

Not that this would ever get out of the greys, but we have this product and it has done exactly nothing to help my…

Guys there really is something to this. My partner and I both agree that we use lube as a crutch to quick and easy mutual orgasms. Like....90% of the time we use it. The other 10% involves chemical factors that inhibit natural secretion of lubricant.

There’s no way of being ambiguous here: the first time I went down on a girl she ejaculated all over my face.

Just so you know, everything in this story is explained by low level, long term, carbon monoxide poisoning.

My car snaked up a jagged road until an impressive Greek revival building with fading whitewash came into view.

I just don’t think separating token redemption from purchase completion is a violation of the expectation of most users. Would it be *better* if they did? I guess so, but man are we into edge case territory deep on this one.

Except, the store should have finalized my redemption when I’ve originally entered it back in February way before it expired.

Sure it sucks, and I’m sorry for you, and there was some ambiguity, but I don’t blame Nintendo for your loss. Not only would basic math skills have predicted it, waiting until after the expiration date to finalize your redemption? Uh. Well let me be clear, I’m not really blaming you either- I've done worse myself. But…

Well it’s better than the LAST Fatal Frame game which didn’t get any release at all here. (I imported it and hacked my Wii to play it and it was lovely)

There are lots of things for Nintendo to improve here, but this issue is entirely on your head IMO.

You can redownload all purchases made on your account. Just go to the eShop and download it again.

Huh. There seems to be a thread of industry boosterism woven here that I think is disingenuous as you have completely failed to tell true stories, just true little snippets in isolation. I suppose that serves a purpose. But the real stories are so much more revealing. But of course its more complex so its not even…

I don’t see the two of you actually disagreeing, but your tone really suggests that I should...