Gah Jesus. Even the video game version of Ted Cruz looks like a pedophile.

WOW Thorin, Thank you! This is great, I’m gonna go through and hopefully come out with a part time job!

I would love to write for Gawker...

Sigh, so is there an actual part time job i can actually do from home?

She doesn’t have to share shit. The only thing she has to do is lose the election to Bernie. And not because she flip flops, or is a woman, or any other derogatory reason that people say for not voting for her.

WOW you posted the one thing that pissed me off so much. Well done sir.

JESUS, that’s the most flattering pic we could find of Goldie?

Loved Dick as Batman. Also because he wore the old costume, since Bruce went missing with his current.

Looks like all the puns have ended. What a waste.

It must have been a good party, you know, since Carly wasn’t there...

Can’t we just make friends the old fashioned way? By talking shit about them and later on realizing they’re cool, and then you find out they’re cooler than you, so you end up not being friends?

If you read what I wrote, it said candidate to candidate. GFY.

I mean I get it, fear is a strong persuasion, but that doesn’t change the fact that not all his supporters are complete idiots. They really need to take a longggg good hard look at this guy. He’s against minorities, he’s against women, he’s against the working class. Basically against all the fundamentals our country…

Absolutely, but factcheck.org doesn’t go nearly as apeshit over demo than repubs. I mean you can argue there being 11 idiots on the repub side initially, but still between candidate to candidate contrast, there is a clear difference.

WOW The Conservatives are so fucked. Not to say Hill-dog doesn’t lie, because she does, but it’s not as bad as every Conservative candidate.

I mean it's really nothing to be proud of... Unless it leads to an Eiffel 69

Wow, now I feel like the most vanilla person on the planet. Me and my boring just having sex with one person at a time... I’m antiquated AF.

Aunt Viv needs to check herself. She’s still bitter over getting fired on Fresh Prince.

Hey Hollywood. I’m Latino. Give me a shot at acting and if I blow it for all minorities, then at least you tried. But If I become a box office hit, I will make you money! It’s win win. Call me!

Real question for Conservatives: This is it? These are your frontrunners? Like for real? These people are what you nominate as the leader of the free world? You can look at you wife, family, and kids in the eye and say “Yup, I remember 2016, I was damn proud I voted for Cruz. Or Trump. Or Rubio.”