This looks more like viewtiful joe.

This is how zombie apocalypses start...

Lost my job, couldn't pay bills, blah blah blah thanks economy. Now my credit score is poop. Luckily, I got a good job again and I want to own weird things. Like cars, and homes, and stuff.

Have the bad guy be played by Topher Grace, add a jazz dance scene and emo haircut. Then shit on everything Oz is about and don't even try to direct a good movie.

Truth about semen is hard to swallow

So we're not fixing Green Lantern?

Depends if we're going to Chipotle.

They said the same thing about helicopters... so where did that scar on my hand come from?

can it transpose flash crap like skyfire though??

Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs!

Random question if I hook up a 3D display and or the PS3 3D display to this can I watch 3D movies? I looked on forums and "googled" it like all the cool kids are doing but no solid answer...

Obsolete?! WOW. That's quite a claim. The majority of tablets owned are Apple by a landslide.

It needs an Apple stick on the back. I know, I'll buy an iPad and use the sticker from there.

But can it run Crysis?!!!

GUYS, I'm so sick of all of cover ups and conspiracies nonsense.

Unless it's soccer, no.

Ping... ping.... PING rhymes with sing, ling, ding, bing... bing! BING!!!

I throw my money at a lot of things. Like worthless play with them once things.

This spec sheet looks like it was made on a Dell.... on a Windows version of photoshop...

I'm never exposing my penis to the sun ever again... or my face for that matter.