Well my neighbor's cat meowed at September when I was flipping through a calendar. And my neighbor's cat is usually right about these things.

This is footage from the exclusive preview that no one on the planet would ever see again.

You don't need an iPhone, you just need Sting.

We all pay at least 5 bucks for our girlfriends time... amiright fellas?

God is gonna be pisssssssssssed!

I wish this would end like the "Fight Club" but it's probably gonna end like "Credit Card companies somehow make more money"

If I win I'm going to buy Gawker and the Gothamist. And I will make all the Gothamist employees wipe all the Gawker employees butts. With money. Cause I'll have so much of it.

I have a business plan for an innovative business but no website to really pitch it on.

First, before I get the new iPad, I need a job. Thanks for letting me go ____ Pharma. Anyone have any ad agency leads for a snazzy PM?

Dammit! Well... I guess i should keep driving to work.

I don't necessarily think people want dumb TV's. I just think there hasn't be an actual smart TV that people actually love.

Reminds me of the Helen Hunt movie twister, except I'd actually pay to see the sun...

I'll take lung cancer over being a toothless magoo any day.

Your dead moms an idiot

OK Sony... I'm not gonna freak out here. But how MANY F#@%ing TIMES DO I HAVE TO BUY THIS COLLECTION!!?!?! I BOUGHT the originals.

What are those? McDonalds toys? Toys aren't what we're used to from when we were kids. Have you see the transforming Optimus Prime? These don't look like they have any moving parts.

Too many details to be considered minimalist.

I said it from the start that this movie will make Tobey Macguire look like the star of some shitty horse movie. Oh wait...

Leaders of our country...

Remake the game with the ffxiii-2 engine!