You expecting to run into much gunfire on these slopes?

I read this wrong... I thought it said how to DEFROST a turkey in 30 seconds. Which I think would be much more useful information than the defeathering.

Doesn't the fbi track people who look up how to build bombs? Damn 9/11

Whats the name of the porn star?

I love these random genetic stuff on people. It brings us one step closer to a zombie apocalypse.

I think enough dumb parenting articles on Gawker etc. have proven that dumb parents will do dumb things to their kids.

I would so try to upload my consciousness on the internet. In one fell swoop I would take out all the internet porn in the world!!!! Then digitally witness WW3 start.

Eh, I'm starting to get proud of my hot hot bod. I don't mind being scanned. Frankly, most of NYC has already seen me naked... might as well get scanned to my clothes feel right when they accidentally fall off and NYC sees me naked again.

Warning lewd comment ahead:

This trend is starting to piss me off... It should be available to early adopters as well. I understand what they're doing and it's not cool.

Thems sounds like fighting words... Until google constructs their own better version of siri.

This is for hood rich people. I'm spanish rich. I'll stick to super sweet might break down at anytime 1tb seagate thank you....

My money is on a "HD" downloadable version available on 360 and ps3.

They had one shot when they made the touchscreen blackberry. One shot to wow everyone. And no. They didn't wow shiz. They blew it. Good bye RIM. Android and iOS will dance on your grave.

Honestly, I could care less about the 512MB RAM. This motherfrucher could run Grand Theft Auto 3.

OK, so as a poor (comparatively) resident of an Upper East Side walk up with thin walls/floors, this is ideal.

Is anyone else as disappointed as me? I mean seriously, what was all that new case talk and bigger screen.

I really think the bubbles are ugly. They should have ripped off cool tiles like windows 8 phones.

Just follow your nose!!!!!!!! To the best tasting morning cerea.... wha? What?!

DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE 64GIG SIZE??