future epics usually have continuity errors...

When the lieutenant arrived on scene and asked the security guard what happened. He replied

SO as I was considering buying this, I (Giancarlo) was sitting reading this article when an electric orb suddenly appeared in my bedroom, and after a flash and a plume of smoke came out Future Giancarlo emerged. I asked him how this was possible. He said "time travel, dumbass." He came from the Year 2012. He said he…

It was a sarcastic statement that is often said by fanboys. Jeez. A lot of people randomly hate iPhones huh?

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.

Who in their right mind would have AT&T and not an iPhone?

NOOOO, how will I be able to watch cumdog million-derriere?

I sincerely hope by xmen 4 and 5 they mean first class 2 and first class 3.

Cutting board of the future.

What does the color app do? Besides waste money on a domain.

AT&T needs a new logo!!!

Will it play blu-rays? Or are you supposed to get a separate drive for it? Har har har.

Why is she wearing pants.

"Hollywood Openly Wants to Turn Netflix Into a Cesspool of Shitty Movies You Don’t Want to Watch"

Girls care about bigger boobs.

Boy, I can't wait to get my iPad 2 and then an iPad 3 6-8 months later! I love you Apple!

OMIGOD how am I gonna play WoW???!?!

You guys are all stupid. It's just a publicity stunt for Apollo 18. Durrr