Worth remembering: Lloyd Dobbler DOESN'T end up with Diane...

How to beat the water temple.
1: Go into every room.
2: push every button
3: repeat.

It's like rain on your wedding day.

Shouldn't the headline be "The 6 Games on PS4"?

Hurry up and take the picture! I have to do battle with Sephiroth in an hour!

I love how you can read what he's saying.

One of my favourites:

I would, but it would use the color red.

Well, in those arcade games, there would generally be waves of enemies that would stop the ability to scroll until they were defeated. Those arrows weren't "You can go right, you know..." as much as "There are no more waves of enemies, go ahead and proceed."

In other words he's overworking himself and should be delegating like a sane, ordinary human being.

I'd say so too, unfortunately she's not a Princess, so she doesn't count.

Well that was a little awkward...

sooooo... it's not wrong. just not all-inclusive.

I'm not hating on the Wii U, I think it's fine tech that will eventually see a great selection of titles, but you mention towards the end that, "The past six months haven't been so great for Wii U owners."

Let's hope Sony's day one servers are better than Nintendo's. Downloading Nintendo's 1GB Wii U patch was rough. Microsoft's Xbox One requires a day one update, too. Gaming in 2013!

@mugenkits: in the near future, governments have been abolished, and a giant corporation named Kotaku rules the land. the only way to advance in the harsh reality is to become a "commenter". The commenters comment in a brutal tournament, hoping they can be promoted and become a Star Commenter.