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After the Celtics/Nets trade of “creaky Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett for the rest of your draft picks for the decade,” this is the worst NBA trade of my lifetime.

Yes but weren’t they only able to do that because at the time the NBA owned (or at least controlled) one of the teams involved in the trade?

Maybe if draymon, klay, steph, and KD are all at the same orgy and contract gonosyphiherpeloids at the same time. Shit’s serious bro. They’d have to miss at least 5 games.

that Cousins was leaving in free agency as soon as he could

This is a significantly worse trade than the Chris-Paul-to-Los-Angeles trade that the NBA stepped in and vetoed several years ago.

Maybe. If the Warriors plane crashes over the Rocky Mountains, sure.

Also not sure acting like a human battering ram for four years counts as a “free ride.”

Except that liberals are leading the player safety cause specifically because they recognize that football players are not pieces of meat but humans.

So you’re saying they just have a deferens of opinion?

Not to mention his dad, Howie, was a firefighter in 1998's Firestorm.

Finally, an explanation of why you’re no longer president of the local youth football association!

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

And if another asshole from the northeast who spends most of his time playing childish games realized he didn’t belong in the White House either we wouldn’t be in this situation.

I have no fucking clue what you’ve done here but I support it.

The best of takes.

Thanks. These were good takes though.

If it helps, his general political position is like a Ron Paul libertarian. That doesn’t make him wrong about any of this (especially the one about what liberals thought of him before all this) but it may help you to keep some distance.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Chris...don’t you make me like you.