Just you wait until the names of the players all start sounding familiar again because you rooted for their fathers when you were growing up.

That’s a pretty meteroic rise from his previous position as Assistant Defensive Coordinator at Penn State.

Is Todd Gurley elite?

Well, really long term I guess it worked out: The Raiders finally learned to play football like six years after firing him.

Media: “Where did you find this kid?”

Improves to 3-13...

Browns: [Hires a 12 year old]

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

Broadcaster 1: It’s incredible how young this guy is.
Broadcaster 2: Yeah, and so incredibly talented.
Broadcaster 1: He really is. A real point of pride to have him in LA.
Broadcaster 2: Yeah, always great to have Tom Holland in attendance for these awful, awful games....AAAAAnd...Todd Gurley limps off the field.

Lane Kiffin had been the youngest when he took a job with the Oakland Raiders

As a tribute to San Diego, it should be 72 degrees. And sunny.

I can’t wait to hear all the corporate design speak about how the particular angle of the serif being 56 degrees is a tribute to the team’s time in San Diego.

I was hoping they’d become the Los Angeles Ospreys or Ocelots or something with an “O.” Then they could use this:

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Dear San Diego,

These are the kinds of threads and comments that make me really hate reading Jezebel sometimes. I’m not a white male, and I’d be chanting right alongside those people if I were at the convention. I guess the voices of non-white, non-male protesters don’t count. They are literally never acknowledged. It’s been this way…

Needs moar sunglasses.

Probably my favorite version. The pimp-collar and flowing bandana just is iconic to, along with the uniformity of the look and colors.

While MGS4 had its story flaws, seeing my beloved Solid Snake grey-haired and aching as an old man broke my heart. The entire game all I could think, "This is his reward? Bullshitgodamn passage of time, Snake is a hero and deserves better!".