After seeing that, I went back and looked for all the fine-print disclaimers... They’re all pretty funny.

My wife got sold on having her cabin air filter replaced for $100. The next time I showed her the $11 part on Amazon, the plastic tab to lower the glovebox, and the little door to open and slide out the old filter, and slide in the new.

That’s not a Chevy Colorado. It’s a Ram.

Gangbangers always trying to one-up each other by hanging things from power lines. This shit is getting out of control.

I was once diagnosing a loss of compression and fuel in the oil, so I naturally thought it was the rings.

The Jalop authors currently live in Austin, but that's not where they're FROM.

I present my submission for the most Texas truck ever.

‘Eff them!

Oh man, I’d love to see V8s come back. I kind of got the impression that the entire U.S. swing cost more than it made, though, plus everyone was miserably hot for the entire weekend. Just a bad time of the year, it seems.

COTD

Not just in cars either. I ran into him at Safeway once and he was doing donuts with a shopping cart around the cheese aisle.

Nobody in NYC will rent you a $2500 per month apartment if you can’t show your income is > $100k per year. I didn’t make this threshold up, it’s a thing.

It’s ok, I’m using my fine art degree to dry my tears :(

Jeep does a great job of making highly desirable concepts, never building them, then disappointing us with mediocre build quality and things like the Patriot. Bring me the FC concept and I'll be eternally indebted.

Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your scoot. You’re lucky that ridin the clutch on your two stroke sorority- mobile didn’t blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

I want this inside me.

taxes

He’s doing his job to the best of his ability.

Lawyers are “just the best” until you or your business needs one.