(Read to the end) I’m currently 31 and a year into so-far unsuccessful colon cancer treatment. I actually start low-dose chemo and radiation in approximately 9 hours and have to go to work afterwords. I went through seven rounds of some pretty damn heavy duty chemo earlier in the year, and had to work through it all,…

You look absolutely gorgeous and there is NOTHING better than bailing on plans.

As we suspected all along. Tire pressure was off.

It’d be awesome to just leave it up on the air jacks in parking lots. Anti-stance!

Douchebag.

The $200 craigslist winter beater special!

“Oh good, I didn’t blow the engine.”

Words to live by

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

Not to mention an A/C that is as effective as an asthmatic mouse blowing past an ice cube.

This has a 0% chance of success.

You get it. When are we going to stop being surprised that that “your mileage may vary”?

Exactly, usually zero percent is accompanied by lower cash-back incentives, so you are paying ‘interest’ in the form of a higher purchase price.

COTD contender

Speed trap warning?

Way more groupies in engineering school vs a professional racer.

It’s not just labor exploitation. Its environmental rape by moving production to countries with pretty much no environmental policy whatsoever.

Gloating over a bunch of idiots that have intentionally made their cars unsafe to drive and then purposefully driven them to the most well known ticket fest in the US is perfectly acceptable