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Perhaps the driver was distracted by a pelican. I understand that this is a common cause of hypercar crashes.

MAN HITS TWO BITCHES, ONE BIRCH

Where is your good sense, sir? This is, after all, Jalopnik...

What kind of fact checking have you done on this story? For all we know this could be a huge work of fiction. The guy is obviously fucked up but posting shit like this is the reason bloggers will always be consider less than journalists.

Ok dick, I'll return two of them.

I have a pre-prenup. I call it "standards."

Pfft! Neither Dallas nor Houston, but Austin!

They used the wrong vehicle...

A BMW using a turn signal ?

Cool story bro

Judging by the fact that the guy was rollin doors open, I am almost positive he is just a d-bag who can't drive.

10$ he said "Hold my beer and watch this" before getting on the bike.

Just in time!!!!

If only the Murano came in a convertible version!

Apparently the car had 5 additional batteries in the trunk.