This is not an ungood lineup:

Don’t bother dude. Deadspin’s too far down this hole, it would be embarrassing for them to turn back.

I think part of The Process was always going to be bringing in veterans to finish the job once you had the young superstars. Getting Embiid and Simmons and adding established players to that core seems like a pretty damn good process. 

my favorite part about when the patriots winning the super bowl is how it melts everyone’s brains

Except soccer also sucks as only a handful of teams on the entire earth are relevant. 

Cool ranch dorito crusted fried chicken. Make it happen

What a stupid opinion to have.

...Wow, how the fuck did that ever get 5 upvotes?

If you don’t give a shit about pop culture, sure. But why else are we even here?

Stupidly AWESOME!

Pretending this back-and forth overtime duel was boring is bizarre; and you're saying it's more boring than a finals sweep? C'm'on.

So is Kaepernick cool with the approx. 1400 black NFL players still collecting their paychecks? Or is he going to go on an RT binge with them too?

Reporter: I’m here with Willians Astudillo. What went through your mind as you hit the ball?
Astudillo : Not much. Astudillo there and watched it fly.
Reporter: Thanks Willians, now back to astudillo.

Look at you, making sense and all.

Lamar Jackson is not an elite quarterback. Then again, neither was Joe Flacco.

God, I am so grateful that I manged to get to my mid-twenties without any student loans. I didn’t do this by being rich (we grew up on about $35K/year), but by going into IT, where I didn’t need a degree to land decent-paying jobs after the first few years. I did do a few years of community college on Pell grants, and…

So you’re saying it is a good time to buy stocks?

He is trying to prove that abstinence from ever trying drugs works 100% of the time. I’m no big fan of his, but this one seems clear enough to me.

His real title though is Former First-Boot on Survivor

Then can we shut up the British fanbois who insist on shouting “IT’S CALLED FOOTBALL!!!!” anytime we used the English-created word “soccer” to avoid confusion?