Never gets old, Joey.

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

I’m black, and think this is about the dumbest thing ever. A bunch of overly sensitive garbage.

Wu Ke mistake.

Calm down there, Satan.

You’d think her parents would have understood before the 100th time.

Reporter: “Lots of Raiders fans will be happy you’re staying.”
Davis: “Where?”
Reporter: “In Oakland”
Davis: “Are we?”
Reporter: “Yes, the vote came in and the Rams and the Chargers plan was approved.”
Davis: “What plan?”
Reporter: “For....the stadium....In LA.”
Davis: “I like turtles.”

HIMYM is one of my top 3 shows ever probably.

Peanut Butter KandyKakes for me

We eat too many Butterscotch Krimpets.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

What kind of fucking monster puts tomato sauce on buffalo chicken pizza? They should be shot.

How do you not have Buffalo Chicken Pizza? Do you live in a box on a deserted island? That stuff is everywhere.

buffalo chicken and hawaiian pizza are, like, normal pizza types that a lot of places carry. Neither is my cup of tea, but there’s nothing hipster about it...

Retired boxer went to jail for rape and was a leading cast member in top rated sitcom Friends.

Come on, it’s been a handful of games. There’s no reason to drastically change the projections for Russell, Okafor or Porzingis from what they were at draft time or preseason. If Russell was in Philly dominating the ball, and Okafor was struggling for touches in LA, you’d be saying the exact opposite.

Peanut Butter Twix is criminally underrated.

What about for our friends in India? Is there a setting for allowing drivers to drive on whatever side of the road they damn well please?