Yuengling? Go to hell and die.

Q. "Mr. Tendulkar, what is your reaction to the #WhoisMariaSharapova Twitter hashtag?"

Seemingly every time we fired up the rental car to stock up on beer or get some bean-and-cheese-and-potato burritos from Pedro's (Christ, those rule).

Swiss huh?

Cherry?! What madness is this? Give me Brown Sugar Cinnamon or give me death! (please do not literally murder me if you do not possess Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts, thanks)

On one hand I get what you are saying, but on the other hand, if it was that easy to do what he does, there would be other artists who achieve the success that he has by copying what he does. None really have though.

You should hang out with all the painters who don't get Andy Warhol. You guys would get along great.

Food snobs are the worst. Don't let anybody tell you what you should or shouldn't like. For the record Drew, sushi is fucking disgusting.

Your Indian food comment bothered me. Why is it that people who like indian food are always allowed to talk down to people who don't like it? Like if you don't like it you must have some horrible uneducated palate or you're afraid or something? What if you just think it sucks? I have tried many different kinds of…

I dunno, it sure looks to me like he drives his lower body into Rodgers, deliberately, after Rodgers is clearly down. Strictly speaking, what he does is completely unnecessary.

now let's get the ryder cup back to u.s. soil.

Yeah whatever, you pretentious dicks.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, certainly not Anna Benson's spouse.
The bats were hung by the dugout with care,
In hopes that Bug Selig soon would be there.

The players were nestled all snug in their seats,
While visions of suspensions danced on their feats.
And…

. . . Rodriguez, who recently bulked up his legal team . . .

As a Phils fan I want to argue with you. But I can't.

YELP

I was instructed earlier today not to believe anything I read regarding Alex Rodriguez.